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looks like it's underwater?
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"Speak lightly and with feeling-
My ears are an empty glass,
And your words, the richest nectar."
- ~Kame
"bare-knuckles bleeding a stylish red
we keep our mouths shut
and scream silence instead." - ~Slaneyder
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"your move."
"check."
"i'm going to stab you in the jaw with the blunt end of a fork while you sleep."
"such violent language."
"i hate you."
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"your move."
"check."
"i'm going to stab you in the jaw with the blunt end of a fork while you sleep."
"such violent language."
"i hate you."
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"i'd start a revolution, if i could get up in the morning"
i can't help but think, "where'd their pants go?"
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"your move."
"check."
"i'm going to stab you in the jaw with the blunt end of a fork while you sleep."
"such violent language."
"i hate you."
So expired film that got developed or a really old and warped and wonky photo?
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~Emotional-Writings & ~kentuckians
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I love it....
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~Emotional-Writings & ~kentuckians
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"Writing is entering a doorway only to discover many more things." -Pistachio
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